you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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