He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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