just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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