There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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