I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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