so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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