but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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