paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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