Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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