it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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