i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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