the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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