She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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