For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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