Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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