you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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