This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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