Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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