Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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