I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Randomize