Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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