I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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