i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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