i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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