yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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