my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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