I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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