I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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