I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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