: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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