you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
