She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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