Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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