escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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