Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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