she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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