You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Randomize
