Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
i think my tv is drunk
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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