I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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