I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Randomize