writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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