i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
are you so shy because you have an std?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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