1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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