dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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