Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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