if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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