Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.