He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that