I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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