Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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