hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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