More tranny stories later!
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Randomize
