im about as happy as oj after his trial
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Randomize
