I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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