so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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